Jared Gray Board Room Essay
1/10/12
Period 4-5
Hi I’m Jared Gray and I want to talk to you about putting the commercial of my product, “The Gum Pencil,” on after the 3 o’clock news. The Gum Pencil is a top of the market pencil. It is better than any other pencil including the Tootsie Roll Pen, and the Music Pen. One reason that you should put my products commercial is that it has a taste like no other. It isn’t fattening or bad for you. For people who like to write it writes as smooth as a pen and for those who don’t it makes writing tolerable.
The gum pencil has an extraordinary taste. A normal pack of gum can’t compare. The Tootsie Roll Pen tastes like bees wax and makes your project sticky. The Gum Pen lasts for your longest essay or project instead of 2 or 3 normal pieces of Juicy Fruit. It doesn’t leave a terrible after taste. Even when you spit out our gum the flavor locks inside your mouth for another half hour. Our taste is great which will keep candy eaters coming.
Our gum is not fattening unlike other products such as the TRP which we tested and it was horrible. The only thing a boy ate for the whole day was a TRP and he gained 2 grams. Our gum actually has no sodium at all. Gum which has been proven to help you think is nothing compared to my product which increases learning speed, like little Timmy here he had a C- on his report card and when he got 4 double packs his grad went up to all As. And just for kids parents who don’t want them to have a sugar it is absolutely sugar free. So for those who like taste and want it to last for a long time this is the pencil for you.
The Gum Pencil is the smoothest thing around. I mean pens are smooth but the, “music pen,” is just a distraction to work. You could be doing an essay and it can start playing scaring you and messing up your project. My pencil is as smooth as a ball point pen and it comes with 5 pieces of lead. It also has the best grip in the world for writing long essays. So if you have sweaty hands and want smooth writing get this.
When we put our product in stores they were sold out the next day. Now imagine it in a commercial it would be haywire. You get to munch on something after lunch, you’ll have great smooth writing and you won’t gain any weight. If you want to be a part of the success of this product then you will show this commercial.
